Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.

Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.

by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022

Douchebag Wikipedia

The Bob and Tom Show's, specifically Josh Arnold's, definition of the Urban Dictionary

Isn't the Urban Dictionary the definition of the Douchebag Wikipedia?

by Phil Mondor September 14, 2022

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie

> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag

by Xalter September 10, 2025

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.

Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

by The Timmeh May 14, 2015

Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.

Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.

by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024

Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.

That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.

by Barnythekid December 18, 2014

The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people

She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag

by DR@90N May 28, 2020