December 31st

Today we celebrate a person who loves to stay inside their house

person 1: December 31st! It’s my birthday and i have no friends so i’m going to stay inside.

by alienputas October 15, 2019

December 19th

The best day to ever exist, this exact day a beautiful creature was born.

him: december 19th
you: *happy noises c:*

by andrew tariman October 19, 2019

December 21st

people born on this day are the most fuckable people to ever be born

person 1: woah who’s the new girl

person 2: idk but i’m tryna slide

person 1: so is everyone else, she was born on december 21st

by feetfetish69jakepaul November 4, 2019

December 12th

The most talented and creative people are born on this day! They are a Sagittarius so they are fearless and adventurous, they are likely to experience some rough challenges but they naturally make it through.

Girl 1: “ omg they are so brave!”
Girl 2: “ yah they where born on December 12th!”
Girl 1: “ I wish I had a birthday like that!”

by CuffedLes1212 December 3, 2019

December 7th

The day you give somebody head, and please them

Hey Austin it’s December 7th! Do you want head?!

by ScopeMoney December 6, 2019

December 20

The day where everyone apologizes to the Loser of the class.

Bully 1: Ha your a weeb, loser
Bully 2: DUDE CHILL it’s December 20
Bully 1: You right I’m sorry weeb person

by Overheat YT December 18, 2019

common decency

Respect for people around you.

at least, I had the common decency not to blow your boyfriend at our sister's graduation. I waited till after.

by Fitzytime April 22, 2015