A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
by The actual JJ March 05, 2022
Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 03, 2015
When you do a shit so long, wide and hard that your arsehole feel raw afterwards, just like a black guy had rammed his girthy black cock up it
by DeHydratePC April 11, 2019
When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).
Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
by Jharnez January 25, 2015
Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
by Madchen April 22, 2019
"I swear you just don't wanna date anyone?"
"I would date someone if I really liked them"
"Do you really like me?"
"Yeah"
"Are you and maric offical?"
"Were intermediate dating"
"I would date someone if I really liked them"
"Do you really like me?"
"Yeah"
"Are you and maric offical?"
"Were intermediate dating"
by Annonoymus December 19, 2016