And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

MILLION 😁💵⏰DOLLAR😼😌🧍🏾 ♀️PÜŠÄTÆÿÿ😻🙄💋

Having a expensive pussy

I have a MILLION 😁💵⏰DOLLAR😼😌🧍🏾 ♀️PÜŠÄTÆÿÿ😻🙄💋

by Oikawa's cumslut November 16, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

otter dollar

A special form of currency used to buy p0rn.

I'll give you 5 otter dollars for that nude b0b pic!

by Nonyobiness February 12, 2007

three dollar chengsteen

a three dollar turn bet by an asian guy into a much larger pot.

1-2-NL 8 players, limped family pot ($16), Chengsteen in SB. Button is short stacked. Flop is 9S 3H 8H the table checks around. Turn is 9H. Chengsteen bets out $3. Everyone folds but the button who raises all in for his last $25. Chengsteen instacalls. Button show AH3H for the nut flush. Chengsteen shows the 9D8D and the button's nut flush is drawing dead.

The river brings the 4S and the button says "I got done in by the three dollar chengsteen"

by cousin vinny August 15, 2007