And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

MILLION 😁💵⏰DOLLAR😼😌🧍🏾 ♀️PÜŠÄTÆÿÿ😻🙄💋

Having a expensive pussy

I have a MILLION 😁💵⏰DOLLAR😼😌🧍🏾 ♀️PÜŠÄTÆÿÿ😻🙄💋

by Oikawa's cumslut November 16, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store

My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.

by HerbADerb March 20, 2016

10,000 dollars

minimum amount you have to pay for healthcare in america
spelled ten thousand dollars if you want to be specific

patient: i have a wound
doctor: that'll be 10,000 dollars

by what kinda name is soap October 18, 2022

Gavin Dollar

It's like a trillion dollars

Dude can you believe how much Chick-fil-A costs nowadays? Cost me about a Gavin Dollar just to get a large meal.

by haycam May 23, 2025