October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
by Anal descimater October 3, 2017
Get the National dildo trick shot daymug. A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.
by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023
Get the Baseball bat nigger dildo penismug. by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019
Get the Big fucken dildo in your assmug. by Thenerdherdandoursonkarl August 17, 2016
Get the Rainbow light up party dildomug. What you say to someone who is being cheap.
Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."
Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
by Team Twat October 25, 2010
Get the Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.mug. Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
Get the Anything's a dildo if you try hard enoughmug. The perverted retard decided that it would be a good ideas to search up what a Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildo would be
by PotatoInABox May 30, 2017
Get the Dubble-sided Inverted Purple Rotating Dildomug.