Deckeration

The art of responding to an email blaming everyone else or everything else for your late reply. The later the reply, the more quotes, bolds, underlines, and font changes required to fool people into thinking you are real busy and know everything.

"Wow, look at the deckeration in this email!
Six different fonts, two bolded words and even 12 different colors!"

by Houie Packhard January 29, 2009

Deckered

Deckered is where you are being molested by a cat and meowing at the top of your voice.

"Last night I got deckered well bad"

by BattyCrease3000 January 2, 2017

Dickering

When a girl says that she will pleasure her boyfriends dick, and she never does. Leaving him in a constant state of wondering when she will do it.

Bro, my girl keeps on dickering me, and I am starting to get really stressed out about it

by Crown August 6, 2015

dockery

FAG!!!a guy who likes to have sexual relations with other guys

man, that dude is a dockery.

by fugazzi October 1, 2006

Deckered

Getting Rejected to a social event or just getting rejected in general

Jonathan was rejected by Elizabeth to go to prom. Everybody laughed at him saying he was Deckered

by Robbiefan January 1, 2012

duckers

Duck diving under waves in the surf.

'Quick duckers bro!!!'

by Angus_08 January 25, 2008

ducker

One who rapes ducks at night. An extremely rare type of schizophrenia.
Can be used as an insult. When an insult, is extremely offensive, equivalent to the rudeness of bitch or a arse-eating twat.

-Mate, what's so good about Ruby?
-I don't know. I guess it's just love, mate.

Example 1: "Dude, I... I need to tell you something..."
"What?"
"At night I go out and ... rape... ducks"
"Holy shit dude, you're a ducker?!"
Example2: "Dude, I fucked your girlfriend"
"Oh my god, you motherfucking DUCKER!"
Example3: "2 plus 2 is... pi?"
"Dude, you're a fuckin' ducker"

by anonymousfilmlovver-facebook-d January 18, 2015