hendog cumsalot

a mexican man that likes to cum alot, pardon the pun

Wow that guy is such a hendog cumsalot

by Jariques Swagxoxo October 10, 2013

bloody cumshot

When someone kicks an respectful English man in the balls, while he is about to perform a cumshot, causing it to be mixed with blood.

"What is this red white liquid"
"Its a bloody cumshot, you indifferent fuck"

by Doorhanndle June 22, 2017

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

little cumstain

it is a nickname for a savage cool guy that likes to do funny things and drinks a lot of coffee

little cumstain is a god

by niger god March 5, 2019

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Conesi Cumsa

The act of shoving both your dick and balls into the small end of a traffic cone while another individual shouts at your junk through the opposite end until the vibrations of their screams bring you to completion.

Brittany gives an amazing Conesi Cumsa because she has a deeper voice.

by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020

Corona Cumstain

A large puddle of cum that you develop over the time you are in quarantine by watching an unhealthy amount of porn.

Person 1: Dang thats a big Corona Cumstain. How long did it take you to make that?
Person 2: About 2 days

by sealo.-. September 23, 2020