Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!

Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"

by That Raffy Taffy September 4, 2015

cream fingers

When one is wiping their ass and their finger break through the toilet paper and go in the ass hole

Brett was wiping his ass and finger tore through the toilet paper and had cream fingers

by Creammaster123 December 20, 2016

Ice Cream

One of the most delisious substance on earth!!!
if u'v never had ice cream and u take a first big bite u get a..... BRAIN FREEZE
LUV ICE CREAM!

yum delisious ICE CREAM

by sdjfhsdbluvbugok March 24, 2009

Ice Cream

i think it just meanz yayo, all day

got some ice-cream?
it means coke.

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Cookies and cream

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Crispy Cream

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!

Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.

by RANDRSR March 27, 2008

Cream Jug

A slutty women who likes oral sex.

You should give Ben's mom a call, she is a TOTAL cream jug.

by TrKn November 11, 2008