crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

crack stem

A pipe made from a tire gauge or metal piping to smoke crack cocaine in

Wanna hit this crack stem bro

by Biggest pot head November 8, 2017

Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.

Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!

by TitoNito October 9, 2019

Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

Scotty Crack

biggest club/bar/night life promotor in Nassau County, Long Island, New York. Became famous due to popular social networking site "Facebook".

Girl 1: Hey, did you want to go to Dublin Pub tonight?
Girl 2: Yes! We need to hit up Scotty Crack for passes!

by Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2008

Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016