Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Third Cousin

A cousin that shares a same pair of great great grandparents. Most people never met their third cousins. There’s plenty of people that never even met their second cousins.

I’m meeting my third cousin tomorrow who I’ve never even met before.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Butthole cousins

The gay version of "wiener cousins". When multiple men have experienced the same butthole.

John and Brian are butthole cousins after they both dated Sean.

by Randywriter January 23, 2021

cousin fucker

a cousin fucker is someone who fucks their cousin

You:Dora the explorer is a cousin fucker.
Someone: With Diego?...
You:Yeah...

by Giryhhfggdh January 30, 2021

last cousin

Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin

(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin

by Littlecrawbob02 February 13, 2021

we got cousins

To have roaches in your house basically

Grandma:wash out the pan when you make it because we got cousins

Me:....
Grandma:yk what tht is ? It mean roaches

by Llenwillans123& February 13, 2021

Cousin Productions

Cousins Production is an anime weeb located on Youtube. He definitely hates his fans and he doesnt know how to run a server. I think he has a crush on naruto even though he is a boy and he owns france i think. He makes nicely edited tutorials on youtube which take 5 hours to be sent out. P.S. He is 3 Years Old.

Billy: Hey Cousin Productions!
Cousins: Hey Billy!
Billy: What will your next video be about?
Cousins: Why 3 year olds should be able to watch anime.
Billy: I'm unsubscribing.

by Person Impersonator February 23, 2021