dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.
"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."
by Freddie Mercy February 23, 2014
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condom rape

When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.
My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.
by Truth-Seeker666 October 03, 2015
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Condom belt

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.
I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.
by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024
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Coffee condom

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?
by Momma D6 February 20, 2018
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Condom Convo

Conversation you have to understand if you’re exclusive or not.
Gaia: you look pretty pale girl, are you ok?
Caro: no! we just had the condom convo
by Beacarogaia March 08, 2021
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condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
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Condom Leung

Condom Leung is the god of condoms. he likes to say "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH" a lot and likes broken condoms.
A: What lesson is it?
B: Condom Leung
A: Damn
by 8745Master69 December 11, 2019
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