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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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East Coast Lobster

Similar to the Shocker, but of the East Coast Variety. You basically stick two fingers in a bitch's pussy hole, and the other two up her asshole. Both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. Once you fingers have been inserted in both of your bitches fuck holes, you open and shut the claw.
Travis gets all the bitches...how does he do it? I hear that before he fuck's the shit out of a bitch, he get's them all riled up with the East Coast Lobster....plugs both holes and shits the claw.
by JayBrew October 7, 2011
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hottties who man-hunt
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comstat

a crappy stationary shop that rips you off that is run by a freshie who is always on the fone and tries to talk about your family life and traumatises people who do work experiece there and if you steal from her the freshie bitch stands in the doorway and shouts indian swears like haram zada kutoo benchaud bitch
i h8 comstat
by sunil April 29, 2004
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Beast Coast

Beast Coast encompasses Beast Mode, which is a lifestyle movement coined by Seattle Seahawks Running Back Marshawn Lynch.
"From the East Coast to the Beast Coast"
by jpwaffles January 30, 2014
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Cory Comstock

(Born|August 1,1992)is a English/Irish and Portuguese,fat ass man who loves video games,Japanese anime action figures,j-pop and danny phantom,his favorite video games series are Castlevania,Kirby,Mega man and x series,Bomberman,Sonic the hedgehog,Twinbee,Goemon,Ghost n' Goblins,Tales of,capcom and konami video games.,he's has Autism and has a gay brother name blaise(witch he's 2 years younger than him,and has obsessive compulsive and in love with mario and Drew pickles the gayest man,and also the gayest boy),Cory also loves bloody and ultra violence animes,and cory wants to win the lottery to get out of his shitty ass life.
Hello my name is Cory Comstock and i'm fat,soooooo fucking FAT!!
by CoryWorld1992 September 4, 2010
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Hawaiian roller coaster ride

Having sex on any sort of naval vessel while having sex with a man of Hawaiian origin or decent.
Did you hear about rachel? There's video of her going on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride!
by Jamesthedoctor September 9, 2015
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