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cold ribs

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.
Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.
by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022
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crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy
Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.
by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019
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cold and snakey

When the weather is cold and miserable outside. So bad that you don’t want to go out. You’re as scared to go outside from the cold as if snakes were all over.
It’s too cold and snakey to go outside.
by Chickensaredinosaurs December 2, 2020
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cold fudging

When you're a gay male into necrophilia.
Dude, Jeff just got arrested for cold fudging all night at rosewood cemetery.
by rmme56 October 27, 2017
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cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.
I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!
by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022
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Cold Topic

Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.
Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!

Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.

Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?

Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.

Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022
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Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex
by Lord 🙏😈 July 5, 2022
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