[Clown Fucked]

Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.

Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked that chick, you should have seen her expression when she heard me cum.

by Alex Sarman October 23, 2008

Clown Syndrome

Genetic disorder presented in a set of abnormal facial characteristics including; a pale white complexion, a bulbous red nose, red coloration around the lips, and a pair of stripes of varying color painted vertically over ones eyelids. Mild to severe mental humerosity is an additional effect of "clowns".

Bob: i dont like people wit Clown Syndrome.

Jill: well your going to have to get used to it because they're here to stay.

by Roundbrownass July 12, 2011

Clown Pie

1. Ejaculating in ones hand then rubbing on someones face.
2. Ejaculate on a object with intent to use for facial.
3. Pie that is full of Ejaculate.

Tylers mom cooked dinner well his dan would perpare the clown pie.

by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.

Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.

by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

Clown Shoes

Bullshit; something blatantly stupid

"Did you hear about what that idiot pulled? It was complete clown shoes, man."

by 0r4n December 26, 2009

half clown

someone who has all the characteristics of a clown (grotesque distorted features, thick make-up) yet, is not funny.

jesus, what a half clown!
or
shazza's an absolute half clown!

by fun junky January 27, 2005

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume

Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015