Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream

Thats an elijah cape baker

by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023

Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.

I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.

by Johnpringle December 1, 2023

Western Cape

A province of South Africa seeking independence, though such attempts have been currently unsuccesful.

SHOUTOUT TO SWEEFLYBOY FUCK YUUUU

A: Did you ever visit Cape Town?
B : No, but I did visit some parts of Western Cape

by taurus mountains fan March 20, 2024

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

Sixteen Chapel

The redneck’s pronunciation of the Pope’s official residence in Vatican City.

Yeah, me and the old lady are making a trip to Vatican City to visit the Sixteen Chapel. I don’t believe in that Catholic bullshit, but I don’t want to get cut-off by the old lady so I would have to resort to flogging the pope or beating the bishop.

by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025

Minecon Cape

A Minecraft cape cosmetic awarded to commemorate a Minecon convention/event.

Person 1: "Mom, I got a Minecon Cape during MINECON LIVE 2019!"
Person 2: "That's nice, sweetie."

by realorius May 13, 2025

Convergys Caper

An event where someone who leaves their seat to take care of something and return to find the seat taken. Much like at the Convergys call centers.

I got up to use the toilet and my seat was taken when I got back. There it is…the convergys caper!

by NKY Opinion Master October 18, 2025