clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.
"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".
by Mister Kleen March 04, 2014
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Clam jam

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .
by Stanky D March 10, 2018
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Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.
Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.
by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021
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clam jammy

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!
by White Attache November 10, 2013
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ugly clam

The way a gay guy describes himself when he believes other gay men find him to be as repulsive as a dirty vagina.
Gay guy 1: I tried to hit on this hot guy yesterday and he turned me down. I feel like such an ugly clam.

Gay guy 2: Don't say that! Vaginas are so gross and you are beautiful.
by vag on the reg March 20, 2014
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Frosted clam

When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.
Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!
by Clamer October 20, 2016
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Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.
Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”
by Honkingclamboi February 13, 2018
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