chocolate knobbies

little balls of shit with hair on.

it took quite some tugging to get rid of the chocolate knobbies.

by Didjah Honez. December 19, 2014

Chocolate Glizzy

A chocolate hotdog that one may come across while extremely high or in the ghetto.(~rat-ta-ta-ta~)

Aye oh, don’t make me pull out the chocolate glizzy!

NOT THE CHOCOLATE GLIZZY!!!!

by Idkanymore03 July 8, 2021

Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

Chocolate Tetris

When several gay men are attempting coitus in a single bed.

"I wanted to try and relax my way through it but it was chocolate tetris in there."

by Bwadbwoy June 8, 2018

Chocolate Munchkin

When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose

Dude, spice things up, give her a chocolate munchkin

by heavens_ assassin August 27, 2019