Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.

Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.

by Carpet caker September 5, 2021

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021