Pubic's Cube

A fiendishly difficult chastity mechanism

"Sir Andrew The Knave stood wearily in front of the Lady of The Lake, but by the strength of the old gods he knew he'd made it..
Years of searching were suddenly worthwhile...
tears rolled down his face for he knew that his lifelong quest for the holy grail was over -

However after three unsuccessful attempts at her Pubic's Cube, it was suddenly clear that he should never have have drank that second horn of mandrakes piss ...

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017

cublet

A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.

Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!

by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007

sneaky cuban

A highly degrading sexual act in which a man withdraws his penis from a female's anus and wipes fecal matter on her face drawing a beard, followed by smashing her face in a plate nachos covered with the following condiments: cheese, salsa and sour cream.

I gave that cunt a sneaky cuban last night.

by Jack Brown September 5, 2008

cubalanche

An ice cube avalanche which frequently occurs when a point is reached while drinking and tipping back a glass full of ice cubes and liquid.

The occurence of a cubalanche usually elicits some surprise and concern by the drinker.

by BKWaterman November 5, 2010

cube people

Refers to the people from graphics made by 16personalities.com

Person 1: I love the gay cube people
Person 2:Which of them are gay?
Person 1: All of them

by MISTJ November 2, 2020

Cubo

I am Cubo, I am a cube, the cube is eternal thus has no age, the cube has been, is, and always will be. The cube has no location. The cube lives solely in the 3rd dimension space-time. The cube has no gender. It is the 6 sided quadratic faced Platonic solid. The cube has no interests, it exists solely to exist and has no superior motives. The cube has no sexuality it exists only by itself in a 3 dimensional space-time. The cube is and always will.

me: "cubos a sphere"

by trianatar May 12, 2021

Raunchy Cuban

a mildly epic maneuver which involves one person taking a dump in the other person's mouth, allowing one end to hang out like a cigar. Then, you light the end hanging out on fire, thus creating the illusion that they are smoking a cigar.

"Dude, i totally pulled a Raunchy Cuban on that chick at the party!"

"No way? How did you do that?"

"She was passed out, so I ran up and did it! She wouldn't stop puking afterwards!"

by DorkishHobo June 17, 2008