"Last night was the best shag i ever had, shame about my knotted cream! It hurts like hell to undo, next time i will tell him to cum inside me not over me"
"I left her wiv a knotted cream"
"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"
"I left her wiv a knotted cream"
"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"
by Tinkerbell Marie W October 23, 2008
Cream of the crop, the best of what you've got. Something that is better than all the other somethings.
"Hey man! The Ferrari really is the cream of the crop when it comes to foreign cars. It's like no other!" Said Jack, to Jill who drove her car down a hill and into a ditch needing a new one and decided to ask Jack for his opinion.
by Wilhelm Kaiser November 12, 2019
by saintrandom September 02, 2012
One of the most delisious substance on earth!!!
if u'v never had ice cream and u take a first big bite u get a..... BRAIN FREEZE
LUV ICE CREAM!
if u'v never had ice cream and u take a first big bite u get a..... BRAIN FREEZE
LUV ICE CREAM!
by sdjfhsdbluvbugok November 07, 2008
by YoungCali August 27, 2003
A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.
by Drew Wolverton September 29, 2003
When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
by RANDRSR March 28, 2008