A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 08, 2022
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1.Used to describe someone with a duality of negative qualities often associated with both urban and rural life.
The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.
2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.
3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.
4. A trump supporter.
The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.
2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.
3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.
4. A trump supporter.
Good person: Wow, have you heard that guy Chris sued Donna when he stubbed his toe on her porch?
2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
by Chris Robinson April 27, 2025
Jamal is a coon scratcher
by DaCoonMediatot November 17, 2021
Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
by Loveydisco September 18, 2022
An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.
I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.
by Wet wipe April 17, 2019