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Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other
by fatboishoes October 13, 2021
mugGet the Condom Headsmug.

soggy condom

the condition of your condom after you ejaculate inside it.
please give me a moment I need to change this soggy condom so we can continue our bonding
by Megga Faggot November 23, 2016
mugGet the soggy condommug.

Condom

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “
by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024
mugGet the Condommug.

Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
by Cay7200 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Condom Footmug.

condom

something that stops babies from being made
by big edwin December 13, 2017
mugGet the condommug.

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020
mugGet the Condommug.

condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
mugGet the condom campingmug.

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