In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
by trenton101 February 25, 2016
When it is so cold out side, your penis shrinks to the state that only the head is visible. The head and the mane of pubic hair then resemble a lion instead if the usually anaconda you see.
by thewiseguy97 January 18, 2014
by orothan April 21, 2011
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat
by Lord 🙏😈 July 05, 2022
A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.
by Qdrpl March 31, 2014
Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.
Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.
by Baker 1719 January 28, 2018