A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
by Alaric C. February 10, 2015
by EJmcn October 04, 2010
Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.
Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!
Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!
by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008
Someone who revels in the commercial circus around mid to late September onwards, by purchasing tinsel and baubles covered in god awful glitter, and grossly over priced electrical goods for their brat kids or moronic friends and family. Can be found salivating over burnt offerings of turkey and a log better suited to a toilet pan.
by geo copter November 07, 2017
Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.
1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends
A traditional christmas consists of the following.
1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends
Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...
by Titto July 26, 2006
by Mr Winkie July 16, 2006
"i hope this year nobody gives us a black christmas, santa keeps on mistaking it for cookies, the shit leads a trail through the house into my daughters bedroom""it realy is a mess to clean up"
by thlipery cliterous December 02, 2018