Christianigger

Literally the gayest nigga ever to ever be located, but gives snacks

Christianigger: *slaps ass*
Anyone: "you fucking gay nigga"
Christianigger: *gives snack*
Anyone: "oh nvm you ain't that gay"

by GayNiggasLikeMen December 5, 2019

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by FoxCat Man January 16, 2020

christian novelli

christian novelli is an american youtuber who makes videos about anything and everything, mostly creative. he constantly helps his subscribers and treats them like friends, and his tweets are funny as hell. he has a band with michael berland called fox academy and is probably one of the only decent youtubers left.

"did you watch christian novelli's new video?"
"it was great!!"

by afanofnovelliwhatcanisay January 10, 2014

Christian Coma

An incredibly funny guy that finds humor in everything. Can go crazy laughing at any given moment. Loved by everyone. Hilarious.

Wow, he's such a Christian Coma!

by OhMyJinxx November 17, 2011

Christmas

A time when an obese, chubby, and hairy man with a body mass index of 'obesity category III' (before cookies) uses the illegal tactic of breaking and entering to raid your home, steal your cookies, and then leave presents that you will most likely be anticipating for the whole night.

Is literally invisible when you try to catch him in the act. Nothing will work. (Or course, unless, you use thermonuclear bombs.)

"How was your Christmas?"
"A bald obese guy broke into my home and stole my cookies."
"That's nice. What did you get?"
"Coal."

by Dboy69420 December 29, 2020

christopherhitchenswatch

A small, strange slice of internet where 9-11 Truthers, anti-anti-anti-Semites, suburban anarchists, witless youtube auteurs, and other dysfunctional malcontents gather to vent frustration at their rotten lot in life. Anglo-American writer Hitchens serves as eponymous talisman, but the crew's interests are broad, encompassing everything from alchemy to the Chicago Cubs.

"I've been to Burning Man, I've had a drink with a nudist hermaphrodite midget, and I've clicked on christopherhitchenswatch, but you're the strangest thing I've ever seen."

by kidblast November 17, 2009

Chris Sturniolo

someone who has genuinely helped me through a lot and i could never appreciate more.

i love chris sturniolo

by swagger than u and ur mom <3 May 14, 2022