Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.

Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"

by Knowledge man July 1, 2020

card shark

one who scams cards out of purses in order to feed his child

i watched him swim with the churchy and now he's the card shark

by pro noun brown October 18, 2003

gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

by Jeema December 7, 2009

Orson Scott Card

A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.

Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!

Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!

by Talonkarrde April 29, 2005

Cards Against Humanity

The reason I'm going to hell.

Cards Against Humanity is the best party game ever!

by EatShit95 June 30, 2018

Cards Against Humanity

The game that will make you feel as if you have no morals and then it will continue to make you feel moral-less because you want to keep playing it.

Friend: "I want to do something bad that I know is bad but enjoy anyways."

Other friend: "Cards Against Humanity, bitch."

by thewadofpaper July 31, 2014

Credit Card Required

When a free servicemakes you use a credit card
wow so "free"

huh that site says its free but I need a credit card required

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022