The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.
Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.
No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.
by Covid Commander April 18, 2020
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N: "We don't eat Breakfast at night? What are we going to do."
Y/N: winks.
N: "We don't eat Breakfast at night? What are we going to do."
Y/N: winks.
by cumsIut September 24, 2021
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A vacation taken with your partner after one has already said that they want to break-up/divorce.
This sometimes happens accidentally if an expensive trip has already been booked but can happen deliberately if people genuinely want to discuss things in a relaxed and neutral space.
Breakations are effective because of the chance to communicate openly, appreciate each-other, celebrate the joys of the relationship and drink heavily without affecting your job.
There is a high chance of sexual intimacy and breakation sex can be phenomenal but should cease before the end of the vacation so that the party that least desires the break-up gets the message.
Having sex with others on a breakation is not cool.
This sometimes happens accidentally if an expensive trip has already been booked but can happen deliberately if people genuinely want to discuss things in a relaxed and neutral space.
Breakations are effective because of the chance to communicate openly, appreciate each-other, celebrate the joys of the relationship and drink heavily without affecting your job.
There is a high chance of sexual intimacy and breakation sex can be phenomenal but should cease before the end of the vacation so that the party that least desires the break-up gets the message.
Having sex with others on a breakation is not cool.
She's important to me but I was really unhappy with her behavior and wanted out. She kept thinking I'd get over it so I took her on a breakation. She finally understood while we were having steaks overlooking the ocean at sunset. I totally needed a vacation too.
Honey, I want to make this trip a breakation.
A: What about the money we already spent on that vacation? We can't get it back.
B: I still want to go
A: I still want to go too
B: It'll be our breakation
Honey, I want to make this trip a breakation.
A: What about the money we already spent on that vacation? We can't get it back.
B: I still want to go
A: I still want to go too
B: It'll be our breakation
by TakeYouOnACruise November 22, 2011
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Breakfast: Cereal
Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese
Dinner: Pancakes
Amongst many other variations.
Breakfast: Cereal
Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese
Dinner: Pancakes
Amongst many other variations.
by CheescakeBastard July 2, 2011
Get the Breakfatarian mug.A breakwater is a dump that is so large that part of it remains above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl.
After the sheer gluttony of the previous night out Bill damn near took a picture of the breakwater he plugged Jim's toilet with in the morning.
by vanjfor3 June 7, 2014
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by IrishRepublicanArmy May 27, 2004
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Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
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