brandon montoya

Sexiest man alive his hair is perfect and all the girls love him

Brandon Montoya is so sexy all day every day

by BMSEXYBEAST June 6, 2015

Brandon-Goal

a goal in most games that should never possibly make it but somehow does.

What a Brandon-Goal

by snowboadrfreak6 September 7, 2016

Brandon Hanna

A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!

Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?

by John Dingleman November 9, 2010

Dark Brandon

Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.

Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered

by Batman’s sister August 26, 2022

Dark Brandon

A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity

Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!

by WaterBuffalo96 August 9, 2022

To Pull A Brandon

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.

Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!

by McPoofy December 17, 2004

Brandon Crunk

A teenage boy who has no respect for those close to him -because that's keepin it CRUNK. (His real last name is Crunk, shocking -I know).

You- "I love you."
Brandon Crunk- "Let's be friends."

by JasonDavis March 28, 2009