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glass bottom boat 

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some ]glass bottom boat] action.
glass bottom boat by Frank667788 August 21, 2006

race to the bottom 

The current push by businesses to drive down the standard of living in America, as a result of businesses fighting to sell there products at the lowest possible cost in the marketplace. In order to achieve the lowest cost workers pay and benefits are reduced or eliminated. Wal-mart leads this race.
The race to the bottom is underway as the factory worker was fired and will have to take a job with 1/2 the pay of his former job.

Rock bottom 

1. The absolute lowest point one can reach in life. A state of absolute misery and wretchedness.

2. The state of existence in which you currently live.
"I tried to ask Frank what was wrong, but he was to busy drowning in a puddle of booze to answer me."

"Damn, sounds like he's really hit rock bottom this time."
Rock bottom by Skuldergate February 3, 2010

tickle bottom 

The victim, usually restrained, of tickle torture, either with consent by a tickle top for exercise or sexual gratification or by others as torture to obtain information or for sadistic pleasure.
If very ticklish the "bottom" suffers
acute agony from the body's automatic reflexes, such as hysterical laughter, screaming, crying, muscle spasms, urination, ejaculation, and even convulsions and loss of consciousness. Common in BDSM, (bondage sado-masochism) practice, the tickle bottom should be in good physical health because severe tickling can cause strokes and seizures.
It was his first time as a tickle bottom, and as he shrieked and begged he knew he would surely die as the tickle top forced him past the point of insanity.
tickle bottom by teetiger October 16, 2008

rock bottom 

A) the lowest of the low
B) a cross between a chokeslam, clothesline and legsweep used by the rock.
I've hit rock bottom


Rock bottom followed by the people's elbow

split bottom 

A derogatory term for for a woman.
My feminist studies class is filled with nothing but ugly split bottoms.
split bottom by Suge Knight March 10, 2006