Bungee Boink

The act of doggy-styling a partner in a collar and leash near a window. After finishing, you pick them up, with your dick still inserted, then throw them out of the window, having their leash still in your hand, and tugging on it making the leash go ‘Boing!’, snapping their neck instantly.

Johnny: “Hey Fred! I did the Bungee Boink to Stacy last night!”

Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

bing boink

When ya nuts hanging so low that they smack passerby under your apartment balcony

Fuck bro 12 on my ass, I just hit a bing boink on one of the passerby below

by Chungleass August 7, 2020

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 6, 2020

go bloonk

verb

make the sound when you put your foot on the water in the pool

in the water i always go bloonk

by paoaoaoaosejjjun9n0nnnnnlnorig January 3, 2021

DOGE BONK

dogebonk com

I bought some Doge Bonk last week, now I'm a billionaer and can't stop bonking when riding my lambo!

by BonkBoii69 November 15, 2021