Boomers

When one takes an abnormally large dump.

I just took another boomer today. It was a 100 wiper.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

boomer

Currently, in 2019, common worthless sheep children use it as a new insult. The source is unknown. But they follow and copy eachother like clones.

"what a boomer"

by ‍ September 25, 2019

Ok boomer

a term that is used for to insult old people who were born between 1946-1964. The term is often used by tweens, teenagers, and people in their early 20’s. They used this term thinking it’s an insult because they’re degenerates who can’t succeed in life. They use this insult because old people complain about how teenagers live easier and have depression for no reason.

Boomer: Back in my day, we worked for survival, moved out of homes, and paid the damn bills. All you teens do these days is smoke marijuana and listen to shitty music
Degenerated Edgy Teen: OK BOOMER!”

by Urfluff March 16, 2020

boomer humor

jokes about memory loss, arthritis, hair loss and other aspects of growing older

I got another one of those boomer humor e-cards for my birthday yesterday, but I can't remember what it said.

by 8dozenroses September 1, 2011

boomer

a man with a bomb about to commit suicide.

my name is jameal I get bullied in science so now im a boomer terroist a terrifying boomer terrorist. SILENCE!!!!! i kill you.
I TOLD A JOCHE.

by jezzyboyoman March 10, 2008

Boomerang Money

Buying a gift for someone with their own money.

Charging Christmas presents for your parents to a credit card they pay for.

"Thank you for the gifts they are so nice."
"Your Welcome. Its all boomerang money anyway."

Also "treating" your roommates to pizza or beer with money they left out on the counter earlier and you claimed.

by HNZ December 8, 2010

Boomerang Sickie

When, having taken a sickie or made an excuse that you are ill when you are actually well to avoid work or a social event you then become ill soon afterwards and have to go to work or event when ill.

Woman 1"Why is Bill at work today when he is obviously ill?"
Woman 2 "Oh, he took a sickie a week ago to go to Glastobury festival and now he has a boomerang sickie. That's Karma for you"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011