bird peeper

A physician or doctor who examines a woman's vagina. One who looks at or examines a woman's genitalia.

"Oh man, I have an appointment to go see my bird peeper. Oh how I hate going!"

"Thank God, I only have to see a bird peeper once a year!"

by G J July 16, 2008

Eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

by Clive Braddock June 23, 2005

swirly bird

Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.

Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.

by Teabagman August 3, 2012

Shit Bird

Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.

Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.

Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.

by FormerCarGuy September 29, 2018

Bird Walk

A song by Soulja Boy. Also accompanied by a dance called the 'Bird Walk'.

"Watch me hit my bird walk!"

by Rickyy. January 20, 2009

T-Bird

A nickname for any girl's name that starts with T, which usually means to fly away gracefully moving on with life, to be graceful, or just describing how beautiful she is. This is a great inspirational nickname if your girl is down.

Friend: "Don't fly away sweet T-Bird, come here, you are ok."

Girl being called T-Bird: "You are such a sweetheart."

by morechocolateplease July 8, 2011

bird legs

Noun: Legs, usu. female, that are so thin that they resemble legs on birds.

My girlfriend is skinny and has bird legs.

by Kerb November 28, 2004