Beer Time

1: Keeping track of time based on the number of beers you have drank.

2: Time for a beer.

1: Have you seen John?

Yeah, he was right here like five beers ago.

2: What time is it?

Beer Time.

by Caemgen July 20, 2009

beer police

When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.

Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".

"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"

by Langdon Algar October 30, 2013

Cold beer passer

Official title, usually for a young child, a girlfriend/spouse, or that lame nigga in the crew, whose sole purpose is to pass beer around to you and/or your friends. This title is highly exercised during games or when the guys are chillin at the crib.

She is my cold beer passer!

My lil boy takes great pride in his job as my cold beer passer.

Honey, don't get mad at me, you know you're my one and only...cold beer passer

by Banks3321 July 23, 2009

Porch Beer

When you don't feel justified paying 7.99 for a beer at a local bar, when you can buy the 6 pack and have 6 friends over for the same price, drinking beers on the front porch.

I wanted to go out, but my budget was tight so i called my pals and invited them over for porch Beers. First round is on me!

by Dev4522 July 31, 2009

Safety Beer

Beer purchased in case you'll need it later. Originated in Chapel Hill circa 2010 (VH)

What's the plan?
I don't know, but let's grab some safety beer just in case

by King of England February 26, 2010

Reverse beer goggles

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.

This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.

by Whysohigh November 15, 2011

2 beer queer

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017