Batman

A superhero who wears a red and blue suit that got bitten by a radioactive spider and know he has cancer from the radiation and can’t be a superhero anymore

Man I used to love Batman, then he got cancer

by Rat Regent is an awesome name February 27, 2025

Batwank

Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)

Sure! Here's a copy of the definition example:

"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'

by PleasureLeisureaddict1 March 20, 2025

Batman

a mythical fatass that takes up more space than the observable universe

yo that guy looks like batman

by batman hater March 30, 2025

Badrangle

An inappropriate term for a native American to refer to them as messy, uneducated, or primitive.

Yoo that new kid in math is such a badrangle bro. He can't even do 2 + 2.

by ModdernEducator April 3, 2025

Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

Batana

A rich natural oil from the nuts of the American Palm Tree. apparently it is very good for your hair

John Johnson Jimmy John: Dang, this Batana Oil has made my hair the happiest it's ever been!
Mr. Misheard: Banana Oil? what are you on about?

by AbstractHead February 15, 2026

Batman Virus

Batman Virus is a virus where your head hurts from rolling too many damn times mixed with eating greasy pizza

Ah shit I done got the Batman virus

by FatMan82 February 28, 2026