Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.

I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.

by Zikiro April 1, 2015

bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!

Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!

by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022