Bartholomew

When something is just crazy idk

Bro that shit was mad Bartholomew!

by Bartholomew Makaveli May 16, 2022

Bartholomew

Bartholomew or Barty is a cracked, smart man that is built like a tank. He spends his days reading books while playing chess and eating kiwi. A wild Bartholomew in his natural habitat has the ability to hunt lions. But a domesticated Bartholomew specializes in Tech Support and Quantum Rizzics.

Bartholomew is the iconic Rizzler

by ‘Beasts of England’ May 3, 2023

Bartle Doo

Jargon of an unknown origin with no real rhyme or reason. Seemingly used when no rapid response comes to mind (filler).

Usage implements further while the surrounding parties lack understanding. Almost as if the term is said more to upset the people around.

"That'll do, bartle doo"

*Bartender drops tins, shrugs* and says "bartle doo"

Cool Boss: "Hey team, let's focus on positivity today"
Team: "Bartle Doo!"

by Jake Virden May 26, 2023

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

Dirty Bartholomew

A guy who lewd his true Onee-sama so many times that she switches from Waifu to Laifu. Usually got an A2 format of her on his wall and bang it screaming "Gomu Gomu no DIIIICK DRILLLL".

Oh man, yesterday my virgin behaviour has resurfaced and i did a big Dirty Bartholomew !

by The Hentai Lord May 28, 2020

Bartzilla

The name that liza would have if marge would have let homer decide her name.

Bartzilla > Godzilla

by Vincentl January 22, 2006

bartlett

anything small or insignificant, yet still annoying enough to get under your skin so that you define it urbandictionary.com
N.B. the only way to destroy someone this bad is by fire!

'hey look at that kid he is well bartlett'
'the iPod nano is bartlett'

by THE FACE! July 25, 2008