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Alyssa

A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.
Alyssa is rude.
by Namemanmaster123 July 6, 2018
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allyson bull

Allyson Bull is a name for someone's anus when they are eating corn.
Evan: Hey are you alright?
Evan's friend: No man. After eating those jalapenos, my allyson bull is on fire!
by Dicky Beard June 29, 2006
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alysia maurice

a whore who has a new boyfriend everyday. she makes up fake diseases to make people feel sorry for her. she's a compulsive liar. she claims to have sezures every two minutes. she claims to know how to fight but she really doesn't. every guy she "dates" she carves their name into her body. dumbass she tells people she is dating people that she really isn't. she stalks people. she asked a girl out in 8th&9th grade bisexual hoe.
golly gee wilikers mom that girls a alysia maurice hoe
by pseudonym, :D March 10, 2009
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Alyssa

Dang she is an Alyssa!
by XxindiaxXxX February 20, 2015
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Alyssa

Most Alyssa’s are annoying and copy everyone
Bill- hey should I get these shoes. John- no don’t be an Alyssa
by Stainless steel May 9, 2018
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Alyssa

Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.
DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018
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