A Shadowman Moment is when someone or something suddenly abandons everything and everyone without any explanation.
Edd: Wow, Jake really just disappeared like that with no trace or explanation.
Jaime: Jake really pulled a Shadowman Moment.
Jaime: Jake really pulled a Shadowman Moment.
by Drake from Statefarm February 21, 2022
When you're able to pull of something so awesome, your only option is to scream out the main part of the 007 theme upon completion.
(while driving)
Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!
(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)
Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH
Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!
Bob: Jim, watch out for that semi!!
(Jim grazes the guardrail at the perfect angle to make his 98' F-150 do three front flips over the semi, which then drives directly into a wall and bursts into flames.)
Jim: DUH-NUH, NAH-NAH, NUH-NUH-NAH
Bob: That was a fucking Bond Moment, man!
by FlabCaptain September 09, 2012
a moment, when someone that was having troubles comprehending a word in NY Times game "Wordle", for example, forgetting that word "apple" exists and trying to guess "akple"
by eugenerat July 03, 2023
When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.
Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment
by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022
Person A: goes to starbucks for all but 5 minutes of class, coming back for the last 5 minutes
Person B: that's a su moment
Person B: that's a su moment
by HAL989 December 14, 2019
by Mars69420lol May 19, 2021
A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.
In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.
by Cloud7a July 04, 2021