The act of a person being extremely upset when another person say they don't believe in the man made God. Proceeds to tell that person they will go to hell when they die, but in turns never goes to church or contributes to the church in any fashion.
Frank: "No, I don't go to church, I really don't believe in the man made God."
Ted: "You're going to hell when you die!"
Frank: "When was the last time you were in church?"
Ted: "25 years ago, I have not gone back after my confirmation."
Frank: "Yes, so tell me again how I am going to hell, but you're not???" "Must be nice to be an Armchair Christian."
Ted: "You're going to hell when you die!"
Frank: "When was the last time you were in church?"
Ted: "25 years ago, I have not gone back after my confirmation."
Frank: "Yes, so tell me again how I am going to hell, but you're not???" "Must be nice to be an Armchair Christian."
by sandmonkey01 March 11, 2014
Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.
Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.
by Shit, I lost my wallet August 16, 2014
A term used to designate one of the Lord's annointed -- a member of the Saved elect, that is, a member of, or one who tithes regularly to God's favorite Church, Landover Baptist. Strictly the term should be followed, when possible, by the Trademark symbol (™).
He is a True Christian pastor at Landover Baptist.
by Pastor James December 06, 2005
A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.
Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
Jørn Christian is a Norwegian expression that goes all the way back to the vikings. Jørn means the hardcore viking that sailed across the seas and fought and plunderd. Very simular to definition Berserk. This Viking got his middle name after endless conquests of widdows across the whole northern hemisfare. The name Christian is accutally top score of a counting system used by the Vikings.
O my god, that guy just reached the ultimate score.
You could say,
O my god, that guy just reached Christian.
If the guy also can be discribed as a hardcore Norwegian viking, he deserves to be called a real Jørn Christian.
You could say,
O my god, that guy just reached Christian.
If the guy also can be discribed as a hardcore Norwegian viking, he deserves to be called a real Jørn Christian.
by Berserk Viking February 05, 2010
by Russian Blue October 02, 2009
a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.
by ooga booga2 May 07, 2019