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Aaron's Law 

According the Aaron's law: Anything requiring progression or placement of any kind, that has not been attempted in any way to move one's placement down or up, defaults at nothing but the perception of the individual, who under most circumstances would state they are better than anyone, even if that's not feasibly possible, even though it remains true based on science.
Person 1: Yooo! I got a 12.5K/D ratio in that COD game! lets goooo!
Person 2: I didn't even play the game, therefore I am at the top of the leader boards and have an infinite K/D ratio.
Person 1: Fuck you, I hate Aaron's law.

Aaron Warner 

Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever live. Even though he's pretty short and a murderer, I would still get down on my knees for him.
hes literally so loyal and hot and he may seem heartless (he's said that himself once) but he's such I sweetheart also LYHFML (lift yours hips for me love ) soooo um yeah.
not a single shatter me fan could say a red flag about him bc even though he did a little bad thing or a few, all the good things he did make up for everything bad he did so um to to the hand bitch.
Aaron Warner is the finest man to ever exist
Aaron Warner by sagembhg March 26, 2023

Aaron Goodwin 

Aaron Goodwin is a ghost hunter from the Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures show.
Aaron Goodwin by Jryan_raven January 24, 2015

aaron joke

A dumbass joke that no one laughs at

Usually someone that no one likes is making the joke
Aaron: “hey nas ur a fatass”
(No one laughs)

Everyone: “Aaron joke
aaron joke by SignatureSeb May 17, 2019

Aaron Bryant 

The coolest kid ever.
Have you met Aaron Bryant?" "No! But, I hear he's the coolest kid ever!
Aaron Bryant by brash123 August 11, 2010

Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.
Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez by Alicforhigs April 19, 2017