batman reach around

sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob

I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around

by licecomb 5150 March 4, 2017

hump around town

When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.

Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?

by TheVeryTallPeter October 12, 2017

american reach around

Freezing a hotdog and then sticking it in your butt for pleasure.

I wasn't getting any from my girl last night so I gave myself an American reach around.

by Greekfreak2q21 January 15, 2016

Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.

At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good

by TallMoney December 7, 2020

rolled around in doritos

See also Katy Brown...when someone is so orange from spray on tans it looks like she rolled around in Doritos.

She thinks she looks so tan.... But I think she rolled around in Doritos. Right, I think I smell Doritos.

by Fake people in denial. November 9, 2014

Herbs come around

When you finally get high

ahh man finally the herbs come around

by Annie Likes Unicorns March 5, 2015

fecalmatter frump around

sex position where the male and female have sex then they do the perkulator while taking a dump, immediately followed by buttsex.

Honey, i wanna try the fecalmatter frump around because i like dancing and sex to be combined.

by Billybob Joe March 26, 2004