The "Monsuir Candy"

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django
She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".
by Dshiznit93 June 09, 2022
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candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.
Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics
by Mandy H. October 27, 2006
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candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 February 12, 2012
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Eye Candy

Person of outstanding beauty. Men want to be them, women want to be with them
Dam that Paul Kehoe (Pek)and Tom Shannon are Eye Candy
by PabloSkillondinho June 21, 2011
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candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010
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Candy Sex

'dudddde.... i nailed this chick, she was only 15...'
'im jealous, i wish i could pluck me some candy sex...'
by The Jesus Of Wisdom January 08, 2010
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candy sticks

After blowing your main line of cocaine, you take a cigarette (hopefully a Newport) and suck up the rest of the "freeze" like a straw, into the cig.
"why are we making candy sticks, thats such a waste of coke"

"dude, we have like an 8-ball for 2 heads"

"... oh, word"
by Aurf December 25, 2006
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