A fucking legend from Essex! One of the funniest blokes you will ever meet and also quite a good bloke. Loves a beer, especially VB.
by Livinglegendlew November 23, 2021

Lewis- Hello my name is Lewis I think you placed an order on, Freesweetsforyou.com
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
Kid 1- yeah I ordered 4 bags of smarties
Lewis- yeah that’s the one they are in the back of the van
Kid 1- oh thank you so much mr Lewis I’ll just go and get them
Lewis - get in there you little fuck
Kid 1- MUM! DAD! SOMEONE HELP!! (Kid sobs)
Lewis - great another one bites the dust
by ObeyONEnoBOABBY January 17, 2021

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
“On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”
by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022

a boi with barney hair and says BALLS a lot.... pretty cool tho ig.... L L L L L L L love you bestiiiie!!
by MushroomsAndThings March 8, 2022

Type of effect meeting a british person called Lewis. In doing so causes degeneracy, madness, being acoustic and doxxing innocent people.
by yipsnippa929 December 21, 2023
