1 or 2

The minimum and maximum amount of sex you can have before you are in a committed relationship.

Person 1: Would you like to have 1 or 2.
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

-or-

Person 1: Are you guys dating?
Person 2: No, we only had 1 or 2.

by B0bby Jindal April 7, 2022

#1 Cock

Jacob Hawley

fuck you jacob hawley, you are the #1 Cock

by Soggy Pants February 19, 2020

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

June 1

A day where yo slap a gurl wit a fat ahh

Hey destany “smack” why would u do that omg ur so annoying june 1

by June1 March 30, 2022

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021

November 1

The day you treat your tall friends like royalty

Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1

Short friend: of course mi’lord

by ♡ トウしん ♡ October 29, 2020