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affair excuses

What you tell the wife when you are with your whore

- playing golf

- going for a long walk with the dogs

- at a business meeting

- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)

- working late

- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend

Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
by farnham philanderer January 2, 2017
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Meekd

Referring to internet search: News stories or search results, that have been suppressed or have been "meek-ed" down, by the big Tech and Corporate players online. News stories that are pushed-down to beyond the first couple of result pages on a Search engine, due to filter-bubbles of the corporate search engines. Regional raw news is often meekd since it does not get priority over the Sponsored paid-for content and Ads.
"This news story was meekd down by the corporates!" ... or...

"The sponsored stories and Ads have meekd all the raw regional stories!" .... or...

"The MSM has meekd our story!"
by samnile March 2, 2019
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spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body
That's my new spoogebag over there
by Dr spooge May 30, 2018
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scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.
by picc285 July 27, 2019
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Rose Ann

A person who never backs down on the challenges of lives. Takes it all as an opportunity to grow and not a burden or so. She's also the type of person who sometimes shows cold expressions and tends to be silent to people they're not close with but they are too sweet and active when she around the people she know.
If you're looking for someone who haven't ideal types, find Rose Ann.
by Bellebaise June 7, 2021
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Edelice

A word referring a non-patriotic behaviour.
1. She is such an Edelice. She doesn't love her country.
2. Vidkun Quisling became a symbol of "treason" due to his Edelice-like behaviour.
by ai_aem_yu_er_frend May 11, 2022
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Fecalangelo

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!
by will bitten July 22, 2017
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