What you tell the wife when you are with your whore
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
- playing golf
- going for a long walk with the dogs
- at a business meeting
- going for a long lunch in the country with the best friend (one who also has a mistress)
- working late
- meeting some old boys in London
Girlfriend : i didn't see you on Thursday night. can we hook up at the weekend
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
Adulterer : Sure. I can get away. i'll just give the wife one of my affair excuses
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