Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

shrek

Shrek is love... Shrek is life...

Shrek, It's all ogre now...

by Dat veirdos December 2, 2016

Shrek treasure hunt

One of the most godly games made for ps2. You get to play as shrek

Guy 1: hey dude wanna play shrek treasure hunt?
Guy 2: fuck yeah!

by Turbomemerider December 1, 2017

shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Shrek

Daddy shrek is better than shit farquad.

Shrek is cool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

by Megatron6996 May 18, 2024