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Romantic Date

A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.
Sorry, Carlos you can't come we are having a Romantic Date.
by pitypartytime April 14, 2023
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replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
mugGet the replay datemug.

todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.
Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.
by French intesifies July 20, 2021
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Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).
Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.
by Jharnez January 25, 2015
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dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.
I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days
by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019
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Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42
Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!
by The actual JJ March 4, 2022
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stunt date

a platonic friend, or a friend of a friend, who accompanies you to a party, function or event in the place of a boyfriend/girlfriend or real date.
Sue: "So who are you taking to the work Christmas party?"
Jane: "Heather offered to let me have her brother as a stunt date"
by NautiGirl February 12, 2008
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