chode nugget

When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.

Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016

Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Chode Horn

A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.

1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.

by RoseJones May 13, 2021

Tommy-Chode

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall

Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh

by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010

chode-out

To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.

"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."

by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005