Chode

A small girthy cock

MJ: “Adrian has a small chode”
Josh: “I know it’s like tiny but thick like a door knob”

by Nutblaster749201 January 17, 2022

Chode

A lil helper who wears lil holsters

Bro look at that lil chode over there in his lil holsters

by Char7 March 18, 2022

Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien

“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”

by wehatechodes March 19, 2022

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake

I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

It means happy

I just aced my math test, I’m a Chode

by Powderface123 April 23, 2022

chode

chode is a slur for boys with willys thicker than it’s length. For example a kieron willy.

Gabi: You have a kieron willy!!
Ava: I DO NOT HAVE A CHODE

by ihatechodes May 12, 2022