Hobo

A carnivorous plant that's expected to have stripes but comes out lime green with zero characteristics.

All they breed are Hobos. None of their plants have stripes. A gene pool full of Hobos.

by Texan509 September 26, 2023

Hobo

A person who pisses you off but you still love. Also may not live in a house.

P- your a hobo
T- why?
P- cuz you didn’t give me my drink!

by Cutie pie 100 June 11, 2022

hobo nickels

Items owned by a homeless person, usually so worthless or used they're valued at a nickel no more.

Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.

by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021

Freaking Hobo

Freaking hobo is when you replace it "you f**king bi**h" in a nicer way but you still think the person you are calling are dumbasses. Also is when you want to tell someone they look like hobos.

Subject 1: Hey um what if we climb to the top of the tree and jump to the edge of the water

Subject 2: You freaking hobo i wish you could do it and die.
The GIF BELOW REPRESENTS A FREAKING HOBO

by susguy27999 November 13, 2020

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020

Hobo

someone who tries to win at every imessage game just to make themselves feel a little less homeless

"hey man, you really need to stop playing imessage games man." "why man I don't have a house? I am a hobo"

by Keepingthingsreal September 12, 2019

emotional hobo

Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.

I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.

by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014