DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.

Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!

by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020

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Fleshlight

I found a dead dog fleshlight in my shed.

by Wjsibdksns March 28, 2019

Benny The Dog

A Benny the dog is a fat rat type of creature. These are only found in Story Wilsons room. The Benny will be 400 pound overweight. Even though he may be very ugly and like to hump odd objects, he is a great pet!

Benny the dog you fat rat come eat some lard for dinner.

by storywilson123 June 8, 2018

deputy dog

Byproduct of the word "dizzidydog" which was formed through the act of adding "izzity" to words.

What up, deputy dog?
Nor much, houses.

by MoonKnight November 29, 2002

Shut that shit dog

When an Filip Kostic gets aggravated at a human while playing video games. The meaning of Shut that shit dog is to tell your friend to be silent in a unsalty manner

Liam "Your aim is garbage"
Filip(aka the ape): "Shut that shit dog"
Liam "Okay dad"

by ApeHunter December 27, 2018